Blog, eat and get paid $10,000

19 11 2010

 

Cambodian Market Food

Are you looking for a new job? Are you a keen cook? Do you enjoy a decent meal? Well I have found another dream travel job for you.

Yes these travel gigs are starting to look better and better with each new exciting job offer. Last week it was diving in Bali.

This week? This week the job of the hour is eating your way across Asia. No, I’m not kidding.

The Pei Wei Asian Diner has launched an international search for someone who will travel with their Executive Chef Eric Justice across Thailand, Vietnam, Korea, China and Japan and blog about it.

In two weeks you will cover five countries, eat more noodles than you ever thought possible and help find inspiration for the Pei Wei Asian Diner’s menu.

For this “work” you will receive a $10,000 stipend.

Wanna sign-up? What do you need? According to the Diner’s website you need: A talent for writing, a boundless appetite and willingness to experiment with the unknown, an eye for the unforgettable image and the ability to capture it, comfort both on-camera and behind the lens, a spontaneous spirit but a grounded work ethic, and a passion for Asian cuisine.

Sweet. But it’s not just a writing campaign. As the blogger you will also be required to take photos and video. The entry process, as you can imagine, is no easy task.

To enter you must upload a photo, bio, and sample blog post, but can also add four additional posts, five more photos, and one YouTube link. Entries will be accepted between now and December 20, 2010, and the winner will be announced during the week of January 17.

The trip will take place in late February 2011 so what are you waiting for? Food? Well why not go to the best places possible to try it! Check out the application.

That’s your Friday inspiration. Now bring-on the weekend!

 



Do you know why you should be thanking the giving?

18 11 2010

Get your Gift Certificate by November 30th and win two tickets!

I know we don’t celebrate it in Bermuda. Well, we don’t celebrate this meal on the fourth Thursday of November since 1863 unless you are American or have the American heritage.

But why do Americans celebrate it? Well apparently way back when, Americans were not quite as hardy and they barely made it through their first winter in a new land.

They put together a meal of venison, calms, fruit, pumpkin, etc… and sat down for three days! Yes, three days. They managed to consume enough food for 53 pilgrims and 90 Native Americans.

Not a bad job. Now that food feeds a family of five. Just kidding.

But why am I bringing this up? Good question. Fancy celebrating Thanksgiving in the country that founded it? For free? Why not, right? I do!

Want to finish a bit of Christmas shopping too?!? I know. I know. You’re thinking: “This is boring, Robyn. Just tell us.”

Ok well if you go into CTravel by November 30th and buy a gift certificate for someone on your Christmas gift list (or even yourself) you’ll be entered to win two tickets to anywhere in the United States!

No I’m not kidding! So what are you waiting for?

More suggestions? We that’s good because CTravel has also launched a new website for those looking for more travel ideas.

What’s it called? CTravel Society. It has all of your travel advisories, currency converter, FAA tips, etc.! So check it out and find-out about their latest ventures.

And finally…..what are you doing tonight? Need an excuse to shop?

Well perfect then.

The Phoenix Centre is opening its doors to the lucky shoppers who make it to the store between 6.30 and 9.00 p.m. tonight!

Sip, shop, sample and save!!!

Need I say more? Well how about if you get your Christmas gifts sorted now you can fly to Jamaica directly from Bermuda for the holidays!

Don’t bother having to connect through America or swing through London.

For Christmas CTravel can connect you directly to Jamaica for the low price of $1,200 per person.

That runs from December 18th to January 8th and the price includes all of your accommodations!

Optional visits to Cuba, Panama, Santo Domingo and other islands can also be arranged.

For more information or to make a reservation please contact: Pam Maybury at: 294-6908 or email: pamm@ctravel.bm

Or visit their website for more trips!




Hampstead Heath is a London oasis

17 11 2010

John Keats' House

“Away! away! for I will fly to thee,

Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,

But on the viewless wings of Poesy,

Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:

Already with thee!”

John Keats’ Ode To a Nightingale.

 

Chaos. That is the nicest way I can describe my attempt to leave Berlin. I had been there for three days and even cut my third day short to get to the airport. Bus – train – Bus I arrived at the bottom of an escalator, glanced up and saw a bundle of people waiting. What are they waiting for? I tried to negotiate around them. No luck. I would have to join them.

Why? To get into the airport! Yep. We had to scan all of our luggage before entering a second “line” to pass through a second security clearance. I use the word line loosely.

Moon over London at 1 a.m.

Hundreds of people circled the entrance. Pushing ensued. I tried to ignore while reading my book, but the man next to me seemed intent on starting a fight with the massive rugby-looking men in front of me.

Just get me back to London. Oh Easy Jet would. Easy Jet was delayed yet again by another two hours. This was becoming a trend.

A trend I was ready to buck as I arrived back in London at 1 a.m. and began my mission to find another excursion for under $100 from London for my Rock Fever Column in The Royal Gazette newspaper. I’m trying to find ten! So far? Stockholm, Sigtuna (both in Sweden), Sacchsenhausen and Berlin (both in Germany).

So after this Schonefeld Airport expenditure I needed something closer to London. Somewhere I had never been in London. Hampstead Heath. Check out my photos for more glimpses of green.

Perfect. This 800 acre Heath is in the heart of Hampstead about a 20 minute tube from central London. Not an airport in sight. Originally Hampstead was a village that eventually became swallowed-up by the giant London metropolis that attracted many writers, artists, architects, musicians and scientists. Some of these included John Keats, Robert Louis Stevenson, painter John Constable, D.H. Lawrence, Karl Marx, Sigmund Freud and John Le Carre. It seemed a no-brainer for the next stop.

Ahhhh! Green. It wasn’t quite a 20 minute Tube ride but it wasn’t bad. After negotiating the Northern Tube Line I followed the signs for my oasis from the chaotic of London. Immediately trees enveloped me and carried me along dirt paths that are better associated with the hiking trails of Patagonia. No wonder so many artists retreated to Hampstead Heath. I meandered until I found myself on the great expanse of Parliament Hill, the highest point on Hampstead Heath. Resting myself under a tree I could watch the silver building tops of the city while comfortably enjoying the sun, grass and fresh air.

Ahhhh, why don’t more Londoners enjoy this? I would be here every day! There is more than fields in the

Sitting in the Heath

Heath however. Jogging trails lead to ponds – one for males and one for females – kite flying and even mansions. I decided to find one of these mansions.

While Londoners seem to enjoy labeling every square metre of the city, the Heath was a jumble of dirt paths with only the path-end delineating where you are going. At the end of the fifth path I tried, I was suddenly struck by a picture from a scene from Victorian days. Kenwood House stretched above a wide green expanse. This home in the northwestern part of the Heath was built as a gentlemen’s home and is now filled with an art collection that includes Rembrandt’s self-portrait and Vermeer’s The Guitar Player. Even better?! Admission is free and during the summer (which I had apparently just missed) there are open-air concerts beside the house’s lake.

This was entirely too much country glamour for this island girl so I decided to explore away from the green expanse that is the Heath to wander through the actual village. A quaint and posh part of London, the hilly and red bricked homes and pubs of Hampstead provide a beautiful neighbourhood to enjoy a beer and watch life go by. I was part of that life going by as I tried to find Fenton House.

Up down and around, I eventually found this home built in 1693 and filled with the likes of Handel’s harpsichord. Or, well, at least a harpsichord from 1612 that he probably played. Unfortunately I wanted to kick myself. I had signed-up with the National Trust in Bermuda only the week before my trip. Of course I left my membership card in Bermuda so while the entrance would have been free it now cost £5.20. Oh well with my day so far only costing the £1.80 for the Tube, I think I could swing it. I was under $100!!! There was really only one other place in Hampstead I had to see.

Odd architecture at 2 Willow Road

Keats’ house. Of course along the way there was the odd place of 2 Willow Road. Why odd? Walk through Hampstead Village. It’s filled with homes from Jane Austen’s novels. But 2 Willow Road, this home of Hungarian architect Erno Goldfinger (yes his surname was Ian Fleming’s inspiration for one of his most famous novels) and his wife Ursala Blackwell, built in 1939 and filled with his furniture, books, modern art collection it is more modern art itself.

I had no desire to enter here so I meandered on further to find the beautiful and garden-entrenched home of John Keats. This timeless and simple home, which now nestles in the village, used to sit on the Heath! He lived here for only two years, but these were some of the most inspired years, writing his most popular poem Ode to a Nightingale here. It was also where he fell in love with Fanny Brawne his neighbour’s daughter. They were engaged, but he died of tuberculosis before they could marry. The home is quaint beyond words and amazing that one of the most famous writers of all time called it home with one of his friends Charles Brown.

Walking away from Keats’ homestead it was time to find some food. Good thing Hampstead is more than just beautifully bricked homes. With the Wells, a stylish gastropub  between the High Street and the Heath, I could find yummy food that still fit in the budget. Relaxed from my Berlin fiasco and a day of culture, green and high society it was time for me to head back to the centre of London.

And next week visit Robyn’s Wanderings Wednesdays to return to the battlefields. It’s back into the fray of WWII. To the cliffs of Dover it is!



Traveler's need Gifts too!

16 11 2010

What's in your wallet? The Harbourmaster Sales' Table with all that you need to stuff your stocking!

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“I don’t know. Nothing I guess.”

And it’s true. I don’t know. I never do. I’m sure there’s plenty of things I would love to see under the tree, but I have no idea where to find them in Bermuda.

I mean, where would I find gear for my next trip? That doesn’t cost my arm to buy?

Ha ha! Good thing The Harbourmaster is here to help with all of your traveler’s needs! And at prices that will help save for the next trip!

Sheilagh Robertson, owner of The Harbourmaster, has done all the sorting for you and placed everything from leather wallets to leather shoes on her Sales’ table. These beautiful items are all 25 to 30 percent off!!!

Wallets that used to be $49 are now $30!

But don’t wait forever because the table will be put away for the winter rush in two weeks!

Rush for what? Well rush for these beautiful gifts for the male traveler in your life! Why not take the time this holiday season to help the man in your life with some trendy, travel totes!

No worries Sheilagh is on the case. She has New Looks for the man in your life starting with this Meridien LAND luggage:

Men's new look for November: Meridien LAND line: Duffle Bag: $340

It’s a duffle bag that is small enough for carry-on, but big enough for all of his travel needs.

But maybe the man in your life needs to sort-out his toiletries? Does he toss his tooth brush? Forget his shaving cream?

Why not make sure all of these necessary items are in one beautiful package? That’s why LAND created the toiletry kit that is both useful and stylish.

LAND Leather Toiletry Bag: $99

Maybe your man needs to keep the keys sorted with his passport. His wallet with his guidebook?

Perhaps he needs to keep all of this safe and somewhere he can see it? Well Sheilagh Robertson has exactly what he needs in the classic and leather LAND waist pouch.

Waist Pouch: $99

Like the duffle bag and toiletry bag this waist pouch is the latest from the LAND Meridien line and won’t last long, so make sure you find your Holiday shopping way to The Harbourmaster.

Located on the first floor of the Washington Mall in Hamilton, Bermuda it has everything you need this holiday season!



Traveler's need Gifts too!

16 11 2010

What's in your wallet? The Harbourmaster Sales' Table with all that you need to stuff your stocking!

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“I don’t know. Nothing I guess.”

And it’s true. I don’t know. I never do. I’m sure there’s plenty of things I would love to see under the tree, but I have no idea where to find them in Bermuda.

I mean, where would I find gear for my next trip? That doesn’t cost my arm to buy?

Ha ha! Good thing The Harbourmaster is here to help with all of your traveler’s needs! And at prices that will help save for the next trip!

Sheilagh Robertson, owner of The Harbourmaster, has done all the sorting for you and placed everything from leather wallets to leather shoes on her Sales’ table. These beautiful items are all 25 to 30 percent off!!!

Wallets that used to be $49 are now $30!

But don’t wait forever because the table will be put away for the winter rush in two weeks!

Rush for what? Well rush for these beautiful gifts for the male traveler in your life! Why not take the time this holiday season to help the man in your life with some trendy, travel totes!

No worries Sheilagh is on the case. She has New Looks for the man in your life starting with this Meridien LAND luggage:

Men's new look for November: Meridien LAND line: Duffle Bag: $340

It’s a duffle bag that is small enough for carry-on, but big enough for all of his travel needs.

But maybe the man in your life needs to sort-out his toiletries? Does he toss his tooth brush? Forget his shaving cream?

Why not make sure all of these necessary items are in one beautiful package? That’s why LAND created the toiletry kit that is both useful and stylish.

LAND Leather Toiletry Bag: $99

Maybe your man needs to keep the keys sorted with his passport. His wallet with his guidebook?

Perhaps he needs to keep all of this safe and somewhere he can see it? Well Sheilagh Robertson has exactly what he needs in the classic and leather LAND waist pouch.

Waist Pouch: $99

Like the duffle bag and toiletry bag this waist pouch is the latest from the LAND Meridien line and won’t last long, so make sure you find your Holiday shopping way to The Harbourmaster.

Located on the first floor of the Washington Mall in Hamilton, Bermuda it has everything you need this holiday season!



Bermuda Beauty Treatments

15 11 2010

Rain for Beauty!

What am I posting about today? Well hopefully you got your beauty sleep this weekend? No? Oh right it was Bermuda’s annual Rugby Classic.

I’m sure most people are feeling a little less than light on their feet today. Maybe there are a few bags under the eyes that were not there before?

Need something to pick you up? Perhaps you’re having a better day than Oleg Mavromati (read my previous post for understanding) who appears to be alive!

Have no fear the Bermudians are on it and have been “on it” since our creation. As you can see in the pic I have chosen for you today, the Brits thought they were ahead.

What am I talking about?

Today’s Robyn’s Wanderings draws from my next column for The Royal Gazette (in on Wednesday now!) I was meandering around the house of John Keats in Hampstead Heath, London and noticed this sign.

“Rain Water in Beauty Treatments”

Now who would have thought? Well the Bermudians certainly have! We catch the rain off our roofs, store it in our tanks and use it for everything from washing our faces (hello beauty!) to washing our vegetables (beautiful tummies?).

Apparently this was  new trend in the time of George IV i.e. late 1700′s and early 1800′s. Kinda an odd concept, really. Not washing?

But then again who would have thought about catching water on our roofs to use it for every day affairs? A small island nation in the middle of the Atlantic is who!

It’s always a fun fact to share with people, even people who work for eco-lodges in Berlin. He couldn’t quite get his head around it!

“You mean you catch water on your roofs? To flush toilets, right?”

“No. Well yes. But we also drink it and shower, etc.. It’s why we have roofs shaped like stairs and painted white!”

White, water-catching Bermuda roof

“That’s crazy! Why don’t you write about that for your blog.”

Ha. Well here I am writing about it. Trendsetters that we try to be, Bermuda was way-ahead in the beauty treatments that the British then “came-upon.”

So remember your beauty treatment today. In Bermuda it’s no further than your tap and stay tuned for my next Rock Fever Column on Wednesday!

Happy Monday.



In one hour we decide if this man lives or dies

13 11 2010

Who is he? Why should we care? Why would he die to day? Why are you bringing-up a depressing subject when it’s a beautiful sunny day in Bermuda and it is the last day of the Rugby Tournament?

All very good questions.

This is artist Oleg Mavromati. Even worse? He’s a Russian one. By worse I mean for him.

According to Russian officials he broke their code. In 2000 he performed “Do not believe your eyes”. The performance art piece requires that he is crucified because he killed his friend (in the play of course)!

Apparently this meant he was mocking Christians and so the Churches filed complaints saying he was inciting religious hatred.

Article 282. Not that, that means a lot who is not Russian but apparently it’s not good.

So rather than face almost certain death with the state of the Russian jails, he fled. He’s now in Sofia, Bulgaria and has launched a website for the general public to decide his fate.

How do they do that? Well you have to register online and if you want to let him live you pay nothing. If you want him to die thank out come the pocket books. $.50 a vote. Paypal will help you with that.

Why? Because it is there. No not really. Because he wants it to be known that, according to his blog: “The freedom of speech and expression is a basic human right. This freedom of expression of all artists and people from any nationality, race, religion, gender and class should be guaranteed and protected by the constitution and the legislation of each country which calls itself democratic.

“Democracy is guaranteed only if the right to freely share and express thoughts is not violated.”

He is, therefore an ultimate victim. And since Saturday last week for four hours a day people have been able to vote whether he lives or dies.

Each day these were tallied and the majority meant he was either shocked by the electricity attached to various parts of his body (if they want him to die) or he made it out clean.

The first day the shock would last a minute. The second day? Two…etc… By today then seven seconds of shock is enough to kill him.

Gosh I hope I can believe in the will of the public. Do you fancy voting? At the very least visiting the blog? Oh good cause here it is.



Heathrow is sorry for sewage-covered-bags

12 11 2010

Flying over the Glaciers of Patagonia, Chile.

You know that when you go on a trip, if you’re not a miniature business passenger or an incredibly resourceful vacationer, you are usually checking a bag.

In the good old days, i.e. about five years ago, this meant whatever you wanted. I remember when I moved myself from Rome to London on the discount airline Ryan Air. What did that mean?

It meant at least 50 kilos of clothes, books, and other “necessary” items. Now? Well now if I have over 10 kilos in a check-in I am turning into the marshmallow woman. Check-in bags? That will cost an extra $50 on top of my ticket.

And they’re not alone. Now Air Canada wants to charge you to check-in a second bag. American Airlines has.

And British Airways already did.

So you’d think with all these added fees someone might actually pay attention?

Well they didn’t at Heathrow’s Terminal One. Most Bermudians fly through Gatwick (our only way with British Airways), but here’s a warning if you transfer.

Just this week, not only did 240 people have to probably pay for these bags to go under the plane, they also had the added a free covering of raw sewage!!

Yes I wrote that. Raw Sewage!

“I’m sorry mam, why does my backpack smell like a toilet? Oh right because you dumped one on it!”

Now BAA, which runs Heathrow, is going to pay passengers $1,600 toward the bags – all of which could not be salvaged. The total bill? $384,000.

To be honest….not enough. Oh and sorry they did say they were sorry! That will save my favourite sweater. Sarcasm is free on this website.

But that won’t save the other bags that have been set on fire or simply lost!

Have you flown through Philadelphia lately? Have you still got your bags? You’re the lucky one. Four baggage handlers were arrested this week for ”multiple counts of criminal conspiracy, theft, unlawful taking, receiving stolen property, and attempted theft”.

These, hopefully former, employees of American Airlines will not be going to court! Check out the reports in Philadelphia.

Ok so I have to check a bag over a certain weight and now it’s just going to get stolen! Well for one thing I am definitely not leaving anything important in there again and neither should you!

This should give you heart for the weekend! Enjoy watching how your recently send Christmas packaged might be sent and give thanks that not everything has to go by plane!

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What are you doing for New Years?

11 11 2010

Berlin's Wall

I said I wanted to go back.

Back where? Back to Berlin.

What better time than for Christmas? I can’t think of any which is why it’s cool that Globus through CTravel in Bermuda offers affordable trips to some of the most beautiful Eastern European cities.

Departing on December 17th the nine day trip will cost only $1,449 and will include everything from the my favourite, Berlin, to Prague, Budapest and Vienna.

And do you know what you would be seeing? Eating? Drinking? Well everything! These European cities know how to do Christmas right.

Try the beiglie, a Christmas cookie made of walnuts and regional spices in Budapest; savor the Glühwein, a hot spiced wine, in Vienna; and sample the Stollen, the traditional Christmas cake originated in Dresden, Germany.

But this is more than eating, drinking and shopping. Though those are good things. It will also be a vacation filled with the beautiful history that haunts these European cities. That includes the infamous St. Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna to the Hradcany Castle in Prague.

Or maybe you’re trying to find somewhere for New Years. Yeah me too! I’ve been trying to organize a trip with

New Years in London

a group. Talk about a full time job.

So why not get someone else to do it for you?! Perfect. Globus also has an affordable alternative for you.

For nine days you will enjoy a Christmas Eve dinner in one of Paris’ fine restaurants, before wandering to London to celebrate New Year’s Eve with dinner at a local London restaurant.

Need something more? How about visiting the top of the Eiffel Tower while you’re at it before a fast ride on the infamous Eurostar train through the Chunnel from Paris to London. You also have plenty of free time in both cities to explore the museums, historical sites, and optional excursions.

And why not take advantage of the sales while you’re there? And if that’s not quite in the books, enjoy the window shopping at the infamous Harrods in London and Galleries Lafayette in Paris. These stores know how to decorate for the holidays and CTravel knows how to help you book your trip. So what are you waiting for?

Create your own?

Or maybe you are interested in creating your own tour? You want to travel independently, but you don’t want the hassle of booking your hotels, tickets, etc…

Yeah me too! Perfect. CTravel and Virtuoso are here to help.

With the new Monograms site these can be affordable and creatively coordinated. Want to build an eight day vacation in Paris? No problem. They are here for you picking what you want and what you are interested in and the best part: It’s just for you!

So remember to visit CTravel on their website or their offices on Queen Street for all the personalized vacation help you need.



Berlin is Back

10 11 2010

Decorating the Divisive: Berlin's East Side Gallery

“It’s so cool to be here. I remember watching the wall fall on TV. It’s so amazing being able to see parts of it in person.”

The girls sitting across from me were clearly confused.

“Oh, you watched it on TV. Robyn, we learned about the wall in history class.”

Wow. I had seriously dated myself while sitting in one of Berlin’s more traditional restaurants, the Zur letzten Instanz. Heads of state such as Mikhail Gorbachev had dined here and yet I almost choked on the delicious and not ridiculously priced food (i.e. €20 for dinner). The beauty of Berlin.

It was an apt setting, at least, for my history placement by my two travel buddies as I continued on my attempt to find ten trips from London for under $100 for my weekly travel column, Rock Fever, in The Royal Gazette. So far? Stockholm and Sigtuna in Sweden, Berlin’s Sachsenhaussen and now? Berlin extended. Check out my updated photo page for more pics from these travels.

After not choking on the rest of my dinner, I took my historic self back to the eco-lodge I was staying in, negotiated with the wild pigs and fell asleep. Good thing. The next day was a long one. The beauty of Berlin is it is a city that is in constant renovation.

Demolished by both World Wars and then a communist take-over, the architecture is sporadic at best. Nothing quite fits. Which is why I felt the need to start with a tour to try and piece it together.

Luckily New Berlin Tours, a syndicate of New Europe Tours, offers free tours of the city. Even better? It meets outside of Starbucks in front of the iconic Brandenburg Gate.

Before I got there, however, I had to negotiate Berlin’s alphabet soup transportation. Take the U to the S to the B…us. Like Berlin’s history, its transportation is overwhelming at first. A quick breakdown? The S-Bahn is the metropolitan train line and appeared, to me, to be the trains above ground.

The U-Bahn is also there just for fun. It’s the rapid transit railway and 80 percent of it lies below ground. Then there are trams and even more fun buses. Luckily once you grab a free map from the array of places that offer them and look for the stop you need, deciding which letter you need is easy. And luckily one ticket (day, short trip, single trip, week ticket, whatever) will cover all of the alphabet soup.

I took a B…us to an S to a U and arrived in front of Starbucks and, more importantly, in front of the

The Brandenburg Gate

Brandenburg Gate which offers a stately entrance to the neo-classically lined, Unter den Linden street and Pariser Platz Square. This is the “centre” of Berlin if there is one. Buildings here include the French Embassy, the American Embassy and the Adlon hotel which is famous for its prices and a baby being held over its balcony. (Remember Michael Jackson?)

The structures are organised and sorted by the state of the architecture. None in Pariser Platz were, and are, allowed to be flashier than the gate, which Napoleon walked through in 1806 and promptly took the horse-drawn carriage from on top. It was returned, obviously.

Around the corner from this modern square is another square with a more sobering message. The Holocaust Memorial, or officially The National Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, was created by a New York architect and was unveiled in 2006. It incorporates 2,711 grey gravestones of varying sizes above a multi-faceted museum. Relating the individual stories of those who were lost, the most poignant moment was in the darkened quotation room where sniffles and sobs of visitors orchestrated thoughts from varying aged prisoners including one 12-year-old who wrote in a letter:

“To father I am saying goodbye to you before I die. We would love to live, but they won’t let us and we will die. I am so scared of this death because the small children are thrown alive into the heat. Goodbye forever. I love you tremendously.”

A block away? The bunker of the leader who sentenced these innocents to death Hitler. When the Soviets entered Berlin to drive him out, Hitler married his secretary Eva Braun, wrote his final testament and committed suicide here. Aptly the bunker remains below ground under a parking lot no less where no one enters. Only a miniature sign reminds visitors of what was here.

From the haunting images of the Nazis we moved to the Communist Era. Buildings that were the haunts of the snooping communists are now a tax office. Fitting? I don’t know.

Then we made it to the Disney-style representation of Checkpoint Charlie. This allied military post marked the border between East and West Berlin. It was removed in 1990. Now there are posters of miserable looking guards who would have greeted those trying to break through.

Next to it is also one of the most disturbing museums, The Topography of Terror, which I would suggest to anyone trying to understand the disturbed psyches of the Nazis. There is also one of the longest stretches of the Berlin Wall, which I surprisingly discovered was a circle! Who knew?! Well those trapped on the other side I suppose.

The National Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe

After completing my free tour (which of course demands a tip at the end) which also included the Bebelplatz, where Nazis burned some books, and the Museum Island, I felt the need to find the iconic length of the wall. The East Side Gallery is 1.3 km and has been decorated by political and satirical images which had been done just after the wall fell.

From here it was an easy wander into the bohemian Kreuzberg neighbourhoods. East and West, this area is filled with cafes, bars and nightlife that could keep anyone entertained something to come back to. After all the walking it was time to relax in my eco-lodge before my departure the next day.

Luckily my flight did not leave until the evening so I still had time to fit in perhaps the most famous building in Berlin the Reichstag. With a line of potential visitors stretching an hour from the entrance, this neoclassical building was a fitting final destination of this hodge-podge city.

The building has a second place in history, which includes being the site of a fire in 1993 that allowed the Nazis to suspend rights (they claimed a communist set the fire) and introduce a death penalty for political offenses Hitler finally found his way to the top.

Now, to get to the top requires a lengthy line, an elevator and a walk around the glass cupola designed by Britain’s Sir Norman Foster. The idea was that people could look down on their government (the Reichstag is the parliament building) and the politicians could look up and realise who they were supposed to be representing.

Unfortunately it was all I had time for this day before my return to London. So to Berlin: you are a weird and wiry place that will be on my Return List.